Christ! I am sooo embarrassed!!! We have been rolling around on the floor here, laughing to the point of sheer total idiocy and hyperventilation. I can't keep up with this damned cookie business. The fact is, Hesperis is even less capable than I of growing a beard, which is not surprising. She has trouble even growing a full mustache.

Now I DO know who starts these stupid rumours...I do, by forgetting to change the flippin' COOOKIE!!!

Sheeesh.

- LH