Do not answer any provocative open ended question posed by a rookie policeman itching for an arguement such as "you know that is against the law? I could have you arrested!".

One would preferrably say "Forgive me, I knew not of what I've done, oh lambs of mercy sakes I feel terrible. Oh lord what will become of me?"




I foolishly answered "I have learned over my sixty years that anytime a policman detains you, whatever they say is the law, IS THE LAw, A judge however determines justice under the law."

The reason he said I was pulled over was due to my distracting license plate that created a lack of visibility.
In bold letters around the plate is the phrase "Tax the filthy rich"
I had also placed two three inch colored circles on each side of the plate that could create a subliminal message of an official vehicle, which I have found has significantly slowed down passing traffic. These red and blue plastic circles irked the young officer to distraction. "Are these lights? ect."
On the driver door is a foot wide diameter decal of the Star Trek Federation of Planets, which also has a subliminal effect of authority at a distance. Set in the front grill is a peace sign.

I was detained an hour while back up arrived and three additional charges were written up. I was told I could be arrested since I forgot to renew my license the previous month and since
my registration had glued itself inside a pocket in my wallet, I was unable to present it when ordered. OF course I found it the minute I got home. That is a failure to present authorization on demand and amounts to a criminal act subject to arrest and my car beomg impounded. An hour later I was released but followed to my destination of the notorius Giant Grocery Store on Rockville Pike.

My county has announced a zero tolerence program in the Gazette for any moving violation of both pedestrians and vehicles, probably because the State is broke and is using the police to collect any and all fines possible.


As a result of this crime spree I have now received nearly twenty letters from criminal lawyers looking for business since the ticket carries a criminal offense status on the internet, I have not yet recieved a court date but if I miss it, I am subject to arrest.
The words 'zero tolerence' rolls off the tongues of many people like they are saying 'family values' or 'real patriots'. I hear something quite different.
Tolerence, diversity, social justice or even decrying torture as a sin have all become controversial subversive subjects in the America I have seen over the last 10 years.

Even if all charges are dropped, the court fees are $80 last time I checked. The State has spent more than that on this matter already in man hours and gas alone so they are going to need at least 300 bucks to make a profit, which will be about the same fine as not buying health insurance on time.

Happy entrails,
the new Outlaw Donuel Jones

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