The Gay Liberation (Matt Maginn)
or another Matt maginn one
SKIN (tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

The cat has a lovely fur jacket,
The cow has a lovely jerkin,
The sheep has a thick woollen jumper,
But we have got nothing but skin.

Chorus:
Skin, skin, skin, skin,
Nothing but skinny skin skin, skin skin,
Skin, skin, skin, skin,
Nothing but skinny skin skin.

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