I think if my songs are politically incorrect - it is time to rewrite this male chauvinist rant.

Go back Johnny go back!
You and her old mate, should go to to relate!
Its time for you to go back!

Oh you didn't make her feel like a real woman!
Go back Johnny Go back!
Try oralsex! leave gee-tar strummin'
Its time for you to go back

CSA will catch you after a while
Go back Johhny Go Back!
She'll make you go on Jeremy Kyle
Its time for you to go back

not that I bear any ill will to the traditionalists....