"New Son In Law"

A very successful businessman had a meeting with
his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now
I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To
show you how much we care for you, I'm making
you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the
operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't
stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll
work in the office and take charge of some of
the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-in-law. "I can't
stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made
you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but
you don't like factories and won't work in a office.
What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"