On this occasion, and this is not to be taken as setting a precedent, Bonzo is right even if his examples are not wholly so..

Gararjh (emphasis equal between syllables - second syllable is US or very Lord Peter Wimsey)
Siledge
Messedge or Messij
Dressarjh, I think but I'm not horsey, emphasis second syllable.
Tree-arjh, emphasis second syllable
Massarjh, ditto
Mirarjh, ditto
Sab-ott-arjh
Porridge - or pouradge if you are very Scottish.

No-one of consequence says "caff". Caf-fay often but not CAF-ay.