There was a man whose name was Strong
he bought a goat for just a song

one day this goat was feeling fine
he ate three shirts right off the line

Strong got a stick, gave him a whack
and tied him to the railroad track

the whistle blew, the train grew nigh
that little goat was doomed to die

he gave three groans of awful pain
coughed up those shirts and flagged the train!