Gnu first: that was to demonstrate the following. Do you know why yer arse is split north/south? It's so you don't go pffffffffffffffffffftttt when you slide down banisters.

Dan: those gowns amaze me, too. But there is method to their madness, else where would real-life pics of people's arses come from if not hospital corridors? Ah? Ah?

On a serious note, what's up with your neck?