"Lessee, 1200 lbs over 500 miles wide = 12 lbs per mile in a strip that goes all the way around the world... guess I'm not too too worried. But I bet insurers are having fun!"

Well, if you should get hit by a piece of it you'll then know ya shoulda bought a lottery ticket.

HEY, maybe this is the end times? Mygodwe'reallgonnadie! SuuuuuuWAP! Where's Falwell when ya really need him?