Mention Bob Dylan in every thread you can, no matter whether there is any good reason for it or not. Actually, I can always come up with a good reason to mention Bob Dylan, but that's just me, of course...

Throw in a quote from a Dylan lyric to further illustrate whatever point you are making.

Add an obscure anecdote about Dylan which nobody except a total Bobaholic would know about, or even CARE about.

My God, there are a lot of philistines out there...

"You've got a lotta nerve, to say you are my friend..."

Hesperis - taking me seriously, eh? Cool! If you do happen to use the word "tit" I will assume that you are referring to the bird, not the bodily attachment. Actually, I would have assumed that in any case, but it was good of you to point it out. We can't be too careful in our continuing struggle to provide totally non-annoying and inoffensive material to the masses on Mudcat. Please note that I did spell "tit" backwards in this posting, so that no one need be offended.

I vote that we also spell "Spaw" backwards from now on, which is "Waps". Neat, eh?

Kat - I'm willing to stop making fart jokes about Spaw if the rest of you are...but is HE willing to?

Bill D - Actually, EVERYTHING is indistinguishable from magic. It's all magic. Or it isn't. Whatever turns you on.