I don't know why I picked the NFL--it's really football at any level. It's a sport for rednecks and ghetto-hoppers. It's a game where poor sportsmanship is rewarded as long as it's as ostentatious as it is pointless. It's a game where it's really about the audience and hence all the face paint, cheesehead hats, tailgate parties, shirtlessness in freezing weather, etc. The players are just tokens put on the field to reflect the fan mentality. It's game where winning has no importance outside of rubbing it in as mean and nasty as you can to the losing side but with classless pop culture cleverness. "You mad, bro?"   

This game should be outlawed just for being stupid.