There were rumors in Catholic school that the nuns thought there was something immoral about Jello. The kids thought the nuns' anti-Jello attitude had something to do with sex - the sensual way Jello shimmered and wiggled and all that.

After 8 years of seminary education, I developed the same revulsion for Jello that the nuns had. It wasn't anything immoral, it's just that Jello was the only dessert they got, 90 percent of the time.

-Joe-