You guys are such a bad influence! Look at MOM, she has a banana AND a gun in her pockets and her pants are sagging all over the place. I found her sagged down here near the bottom.

I turned the banana into breakfast and put the gun back in the hardware drawer. She uses the butt to pound on nuts to crack the shells. Sheesh. That old pistol would never fire anyway, it's all gummed up from sitting on top of the fridge for so long and collecting cooking grease.