Thoughts inspired by François Boucher's
                   Mademoiselle Louise O'Murphy c 1750


                     Now some are heterosexual
                     And others they are gay
                     And some just need thoughts
                     Of amorous sports
                     To get their rocks away

                     But can there be a man of any sort
                     In all male humankind
                     Who wouldn't long to land
                       A walloping hand
                     On that sublime behind?

                                              Michael Grosvenor Myer

ref: http://www.francoisboucher.org/Girl-Reclining-(Louise-O'Murphy)-1751.html