I guess this belongs in BS, but I'm not sure how to flag it as that.
Anyway, there is a pop song called "Brand New Me" by Colbie Caillat where what I hear is not what any lyrics lookup agree with.
Colbie has a wonderful voice and good sense of catchy rhythms (I sometimes like a "good" pop song).
Here's the problem:
The official lyrics read like this>
"I got the same ole friends got the same ole taste tell the same ole jokes give the same ole gifts "

But what I'm hearing after many listens is this>
"I got the same ole friends got the same ole tits tell the same ole jokes give the same ole grits"

Maybe I have a bootleg copy? ............

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For the most part, music stuff goes in the music section, an non-music in the "BS" section. To select a tag for a new thread, use the dropdown menu on the thread creation page. I removed the "BS" tag from this thread and crosslinked with the other mondegreen threads.
-Joe Offer-