The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #5588   Message #3228721
Posted By: GUEST
25-Sep-11 - 11:12 AM
Thread Name: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Comin' Round the Mountain???
I have always know it as this:

She was comin' round the mountain, doin' 90 miles an hour, when the chain on her bicycle broke. She was found in the grass, handle bars up her ass, and her left kidney punctured by a spoke.