Spaw, I've had enough of your mean and innapropriate comments about Winona Ryder. You have gone too far this time, you moronic, brainless, flea-ridden, odoriffic cocksucker. You have stepped over the line. You have ceased to amuse. You have crossed the boundary from mere oafish bad taste and pointless bull-headed interference into unforgivable slights and offenses. I am going to come down to Ohio with some of my buddies and kick your moribund ass right across town, tar and feather you, tie you to a rail, set the whole damn works on fire, and drop it over the side of the Grand Canyon.

Make sure all your affairs are in order by October 15th. I'm giving you some advance notice on this, cos I'm basically a nice guy.