Oh, so God hates Democrats???

(No, Bobert, God hates everyone...)

He does???

(Yeah, here's how it works... You gotta a gay cousin in California and so God blows up someone's house in New Jersey... Get it???)

Well, no, I don't...

(Okay, let me explain it to you... You know why they name Hurricanes after guys these days don't you???)

Well, no, I don't...

(Listen up... It's because some guys are homos... You know what I mean???)

Well, no, I don't...

(Ya' see, Bobert... Gay guys scare the heck outta God so He has to blow up the house in New Jersey... Get it yet???)

Well, no, I don't...

(I'm sorry, Bobert, but you must be a retard...)

Geeze...

B~