The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #140432   Message #3230694
Posted By: GUEST,999
28-Sep-11 - 03:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
I have been to Blind River and I have to tell y'all it's a beautiful town. The McBride family--two of whom post here--are not typical of the place. They are what one refers to in polite company as exceptions. In fact, the two who post here are not typical of this planet. That said,
I understand at present Shane has fleas and his brother has crabs. I have given their names to The Temperance League which is run by some very refined ladies of the evening and a transvestite named Suzette who says she is the one who gave Shane's brother the little critters. There's never a dull moment in BR which is approximately mid-way between Sudbury and the Soo. It should become a national soap opera, but both boys have an image problem that would only be acceptable to certain cable channels and film companies with mottoes like "We'll put the X back in your life" or "We get it right the first time and if you don't like it, call your mother."

God Bless Ontario