Man, I just had a great post evaporate. It started about how this is such a great thread name for the thread name game - it inevitably heads up a list...

But under MSJSTGUA I added:

The US public school system. *sigh*.

Unpopped popcorn in the microwave bag that would have burned had it been in a nanosecond longer.

The phrase "faster than the speed of light." If I pass someone, I'm faster than THEM. The phrase is, Faster Than Light.

And I had some other witty commentary... which has passed through the sieve that is what used to be my brain.