A burlesque house. Comedian 1 enters from the rear of the orchestra holding a bunch of baloons and yelling "rubber baloons." A buxom girl walks on stage (the set is a doctors office) and faints onto the floor. Comedian 2 in a white coat runs onstage, kneels by the girl, looks out at the audience and pleads to the audience, "What do I do?" Comedian 1 returns with the balloons walking up the aisle yelling,"Rubber baloons."