Shit enriches the soil. From the soil we harvest life-giving crops. Shatner's extraordinary body of work is the raw fertilizer that enriches contemporary culture and enables us to move forward to a bright new future.

I suggest that everyone buy his new CD, listen to it with great care, and make use of the inspiration it provides to better their lives. And buy copies for your relatives too. They need Shatner just as much as you do. Hell, buy one for the dog! I did this for my Dachshund, and his fleas went away for good.