William Shatner doesn't know we exist, mostly because William Shatner is a clonal contruct, a failed first attempt by the same people who later brought you that sheep. Yes, they're in Scotland. That is why the Great Scottish War of 2037 will be so terrible.

Chongo Chimp recently died in a fall from top of the Sears Tower, caused by over-reaching for what he thought was a banana. It was really the Goodyear blimp, in town for a Cubs game.