My Dear Mr. BillDee,

There are those rare times, when one of the Dangly Bits reaches a certain stage of advanced age, when in the consistent company of even one of the UOVA, that they might gain a slight knowledge of the Rites, although, most greivously do I report they are never quite able to reach the Higher Realms as it would take a miracle to reconsititute a rent asunder beFORE epidermal over a Dangly Bit, thus, they remain forever non-virginal, unable to partake in any of those ceremonies of the Inner Circle of Possibilities, Applications, and Decreed Activities.

As to your question regarding any mind-altering techniques of the Realms: what is in your mind, is that which was placed there by those of you who know who you are and noone, not even they, nor those, can tell you exactly what it is that you believe has been used upon you, nor placed therein, except of course that part of yourself which is all-knowing, which is a smaller portion of the greater InSight of us all.

In the sincerest wish that this has been, in some small measure, worthy of your attention and has shed even a glimmer of Light upon your world, I am

maniacal giggle most humbly yours,

katonarollwithoutthemayo!