There are a lotta flippin' LIES bein' told here, eh? I hardly flippin' know where to start! Whatta buncha flipheads youse peple must be!

My fambly is proud to be from Ireland, the flippin' greenest place on the face of the flippin' Eathr! When St Patrick's Day rolls around we get so flippin' wasted that you would not even believe it.

We are also real proud to be Canadian, eh? I mean those of us that, like, came here to Canada. Canada is the greatest place in the whole flippin' world, eh? Where else do you got Brador Beer, Don Cherry, and the Big Nickle? Eh? Nowheres else! That is why Canada rules!

Them peple in Saskeatchewan was dead flippin' RIGHT to attack the flippin' cops. The cops was innerferin' in privae busines like they usually do and they didn't have no bizness to do that, eh? Okay, it was goin' a bit too far to attack the ambullance...I would not of done that...but ya gotta give people some leeway when they are drinkin' cos things can get a bit outta hand, you know?

Anyways, I figger there are some proud McBrides livin' in every province of Canada by now. No fear of that, eh?

This bolthole that calls himself Shawn McBaird is a total idiot that don't have no right to be showin' his face arownd anywheres, and if I ever see him I will kick his ass! He is just a pail refleckshun of ME. Same goes for Rapparee. He is lower than a snake's coal chute. What a flippin' waste of valyable space that idiot is!

And what is this about me bein' uncool!???? I am the coolest dude within 8000 flippin' miles! Everyone knows that, eh? Women all want me. Men all wish they was me. That is all their is to it and nothin' more to be said about it.

- Shane