The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138889   Message #3234523
Posted By: Joe_F
05-Oct-11 - 05:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
A pious person prays: "O Lord, I have heard that a thousand years are as but a minute to Thee. Then it must be that a thousand dollars are as but a penny. If it be Thy will, might I have one of those pennies?"

A voice from heaven thunders: "Sure. Just a minute."