Trevor, come on in and have a drink! Hot toddy? cocoa? WD40?

Don't mind us, many of us have been hanging out here since gadonlyknows...but there's always room for one more. You sing? play? kibbitz? Jello dive? oops! sorry. [d*mn flamingos!]

try putting "tavern" into the filter and setting it for a year or so. browse through the wierdnesses of taverns past and you may begin to understand a bit of the zaniness around here. [And if you do, could you explain it to me? please?]

I need caffiene

MMario (yes there are two "m's")