Fact is, youse are endageringing kittens by forcing them to live near power lines you heartless bastards! Why subject these kitties to such a horrible end?... measles, cancer, warts... you will have to answer some day when you go to pay that final bill at the power company.

Just make sure you put your account number on the cheque. They seem to get pissed about that for some strange reason.

Stop using the internut? How can I spread the wierd about this danger unless I use massive mediums?