SHE THINKS I STEAL CARS

        Pinkard & Bowden
        Addl. lyrics: Kendall Morse
        slight rearrangement by Peter Cady

Just because my attic's full of hub caps,
Just because my basement's full of tires
Just because I ground the numbers off her engine block,
She thinks I steal cars.

Just because I'm always out past mid night
Just because I hang around in bars
Just because I never drive one more than two days,
She thinks I steal cars.

        Well, if she's happy thinking I'm a car thief
        Maybe it's because I gave her such a deal,
        But, those cops keep asking me those nasty questions
        Like, "Where'd you get that freshly painted Oldsmobile?"

Well, just because the cops were here on tuesday
Just because they put me behind bars
Just because they found transmissions in my bath tub,
She thinks I steal cars.