If this is a parody, I don't know what the original is. I transcribed this from a file found at WFMU. (Click for an MP3.)


THE HOOTIN' HOLLER HILTON BAR AND GRILL
As sung by Homer & Jethro

There is gonna be a meetin' of our fan club in the phone booth
Of the Hootin' Holler Hilton Bar and Grill.
We are gonna cuss an' discuss ever'thing that is a-buggin' us:
The war, the bomb, the hippies, an' the pill.

Our financial secretary won't have any cause to worry.
RCA will pay the food an' liquor bill
When we have the annual meetin' of our fan club in the phone booth
Of the Hootin' Holler Hilton Bar and Grill.

And it's gonna be informal; you can wear just what you choose.
Girls can wear a topless if they're wearin' shoes.

We will give away door prizes; you may win yourself a door.
I wouldn't miss it for a thirty-dollar bill.
We will see you at the meetin' of our fan club in the phone booth
Of the Hootin' Holler Hilton Bar and Grill.

Oh, we plumb forgot to mention that the CMA convention
Won't be gettin' under way this year until
We are finished with the meetin' of our fan club in the phone booth
Of the Hootin' Holler Hilton Bar and Grill.