I transcribed this from a file found at WFMU. (Click for an MP3.)


NO-HAIR SAM
As sung by Homer & Jethro

Who is the cat with a head like-a Mister Clean?
He ain't got a hair growin' there; that's what I mean.
Who's got the finest head of skin what am?
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.

He never wears a wig upon his head to cover up that spot,
'Cause you wouldn't buy a top for a convertible when the motor's shot.
Who has to carry his head-roof around in his hand?
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.

Sammy says that grass'll never grow upon a busy street.
I reckon that the reason is it can't get through the concrete.
Who's got the squarest barest head what am?
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.
Bald-headed, pot-bellied, dim-witted No-Hair Sam.