Wild mountain thyme? - you've surely come across the Kippers' "Wild Mounting Time" with the chorus:

Do you go Lassie go And will go together At the Wild Mounting Time Or will I get blooming Heather? Do you go Lassie go?

As with all Kipper parodies, the tune gets subtly distorted as well. For a time this made it virtually impossible to sig the original without someone cracking up thinking about this one.