In Zwickau, Germany (former DDR), there is - or was - a restaurant called the "Park Cafe", but the sign is written in the old-fashioned Fraktur typeface, so to the American eye it looks like "Barf Cafe".

When I grew up and moved away, my pop gave me just three pieces of advice, which I have followed diligently all these years:

1. Never eat lunch at a place named "Mom's".

2. Never play poker with a guy called "Doc".

3. Never do business with a guy who keeps a Bible on his desk.