Gee, Bobert, you said earlier you hoped not to win, as you weren't looking forward to a trip to Memphis. Now you've won, so it's hard to know what to say.

Well, the important thing is that you did a good job and you wowed 'em. Congratulations on that.

You know, when someone has a happy and successful life, we say that they were born under a shining star. Sometimes I think you must have been born under a patchwork star, Bobert, because your life is so complicated. Know what I mean?