There once was a engineer named Paul,
Who had a hexagonal shaped ball,
The square of his fate,
Plus his pecker times eight,
Is his phone number give him a call.


There once was a girl named malokin,
Who claimed her cherry a bike seat had broken,
But the guys all new,
That This wasn't true,
It really was broken from pokin'.


There once was a man named Schwartz,
Whose co_k was all covered with warts,
But the girls would all play,
With his di_k anyway,
Cause good ole Schwartz came in quarts.