Look, dumpkopf--to be a citizen you need to be a human chile. No simian has ever applied for citizenship in this country, except that one that snuck into the White House by mistake.,

Besides, suppose he DID get past that and ran and even (Heaven forfend!) WON? First thing he'd do is pack the Congress and the Supreme Court with his kind and the country would go to the dogs, so to speak.

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