"Medical Alert!"

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload
Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around.

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you
should immediately go to the nearest "Biological
Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known
as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE),
"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccino
Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA.)