Heres a modest offering
tune "Fox went out on a chilly night"

Fox went off on freebie bash
He took his best man who needed cash
And Foxy knew this wouldn't wash
Within the Ministry guidelines oh!

They met abroad It was no crime
Ignore the tabloids and the Times
Liked it enough for 19 times
And really loved Dubai Oh

"I've done no wrong" he loudly cried
To keep my buddy by my side
The MOD was open wide
To let my "adviser" in Oh!

My Integrity is still intact
I haven't lied and that's a fact
Maybe shaded the truth , but out of tact
To shield the Werrity Oh

I told the Commons He's just a mate
It's not a matter for debate
What if his costs are on the slate
of an Outside interest group Oh?

My jobs defence as you all know
I'm cutting costs every where I go
I need advice that doesn't show
From others in the trade oh!