Naw...the way I heard it, Jesus gave all his money away to the poor and he didn't bank any of it. That's why they killed him. They figgered he was settin' an example of "share and share alike" that was real bad for banks and rich people in general!

- Chongo

p.s. King Kong tried to do the same too, and that's why they killed him. Conspicuous unselfishness is not tolerated for too long in the present social order.