The next time I go to war I'm taking a cameraman, a recording studio, an attorney, a notary public, and a videographer. I'll ask for written copies of all orders, no matter how trivial or important.

Then I won't have the VA trouble I have now.

Mom, I'm leaving for YNP/GTNP tomorrow after I teach. I'll try to stay in touch, but my niece is visiting and ya gotta take the kid around, ya know?