The fact that I am Geoff the Duck, but I happen to be using Internet Exploder instead of Netscape means that you all think that I am my dear wife is something which I find particularly annoying. While I always respect the opinions of Mrs.Duck they are not necessarily identical with my own. The fact that Mr **** Gates is an obnoxious GIT who should have been drowned at birth and never been let near a computer (unless it was plugged into his bath) is no excuse for the world being ruined by me having to waste my precious time using CRAP BLOATED SOFTWARE which only ever does things I do not need it to do - but never does the things which a reasonable intelligent person would require. That is what I find annoying!
Quack! (Geoff the Duck)