Geoff - Are you experiencing deja vu? Here's a little poem...

Mary had a rooster
She also had a duck
She put them on the windowsill to see if they would...
Play and sing.

The duck began to waddle
And the rooster had a fit
He jumped into a bucket that was full of...
Poodle hair and stuff.

The poodle came a-running
To see what had gone wrong
He tripped over the bannister and twisted off his...
Collarchain.

The rooster broke out laughing
To see the poodle fall
The duck jumped off the windowsill and pecked off both his....
Licenses.

The poodle, in a fury,
Tried to tear the duck to bits
The rooster lost his head and tried to hide in Mary's...
Chest of drawers.

The poodle chased the duck
Around the room from back to front
The rooster and the duck both tried to hide in Mary's...
Jewelery box.

Now Mary's had them stuffed
And she keeps them on the shelf
And if that's not enough for you, then go get stuffed yourself!!!

As you can see...it was primarily the duck who was responsible for the whole tragic episode, the pervert! I hope that, as a duck, you are suitable sorry.