To the tune of "Sweet Betsy from Pike" (my memory has some strange contents)

♫ I'll tell you a story you'll never forget.
A story about you and your cigarette.
Enjoy smoother smoking, choose wisely, choose well..
Relax and enjoy yourself, light a Pall Mall.¹

Pall Mall, Pall Mall...choose longer & finer & milder Pall Mall.♫

**cough, cough...ghaaaggg...**


1. It IS spelled Pall Mall.