I `ad that `arold Camping in my cab last night. `e was all kitted out as if `e was going on a long `oliday.
`e said, "Hi-dee Jim, you ready for it?"
I said, "Ready for what?"
`e said, "The end of the world. It`s all `appening on October 21st."
I said , " That`s `andy then Rev. I won`t `ave to pay you that fifty quid loan that`s due by the end of the month."
`e said, "Oh, alright, lets make it November 21st then!!"

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