.. there's always the mega -healthy acorn mattress, works like a water bed except full of acorns. The crammed acorns stimulate meridians and pressure points when lying on the mattress, and they say that 40 minutes on an acorn mattress is worth two days of Chinese pummel therapy. It's good for people with pain management issues, as the pain from the acorns is greater than the original pain, thus cancelling it out. While some bruising can be experienced, this can be treated with Freda's Acorn vodka, which as well as being full of vitamin C (good for bruising) is high in alcohol (a relaxant) which may assist in the process of becoming used to the acorn mattress therapy.