When they say "new and improved flavor" in catfood or dogfood, how do we know? - Do we really care? If it was what the cat or dog wanted to eat, why isn't it 'mouse and sparrow' flavour, or 'dead thing licked off the road' flavour?

And why are beef flavour crisps vegetarian (i.e., no animal products at all) but cheese and onion aren't (non vegetable rennet cheese.....)?

Why do they make those tables that look like someone dropped the wall through them?

And why are they called traffic calming areas, when all they do is make drivers mad?

LTS

And what DO doggies do when they get bogies?