"The New Hunter"

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter,
woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the
season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a
cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife,
Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this,
reluctantly decided to take her along. Later they
arrived at the hunting site. Jake set his wife safely
up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer,
take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon
as I hear the shot."

Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing
that Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a
deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was startled
as he heard an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her
stand, he heard Alice screaming: "Get away from
my deer!"

Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming
wife. And again he heard her yell: "Get away from
my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake
was surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high
in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, said,

"Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just
let me get my saddle off it!"