The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138889 Message #3242363
Posted By: MGM·Lion
21-Oct-11 - 06:48 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
If it takes a man 20 minutes to chew a ham, how long will it take him to chew a hammer?
Give up?
It depends whether he is a professional or a hammer-chewer.