I did it as well Will. I somehow don't feel very confident about it. Done it twice. The first time they called me in andput cameras up and down me.

I was hoping that your thread was a letter from a kindred spirit to myself who sees poetic charm to turds in all their variety. Big Ones that wriggle out like a huge fish. Small misshapen ones that look like little dwarves an various insects. Ones with strange striations on the sides. ones so big that they stick out of the water like the Lorelei.

Breathes there anywhere a soul so dull
Who doesn't burst with pride, giving the chain a pull.