I absolutely adore Lee Nelson's WELL GOOD Show. He has that inane manner of speech down to a fine art. Having heard him, I now don't grind my teeth when I hear it, I just laugh.
I totally agree about the uncared-for children. You see so many poor little souls trapped in a pushchair, whimpering and being wheeled all round the clothes shops. Their little legs must ache for exercise. Sometimes they're crying loudly, perhaps thirsty or hungry, but 'mum' is trying on the latest fashions and couldn't give a toss. I bet if you said something, you'd get a right earful!